Gendavciddogrowgebhon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fast goose.

Gendavciddogrowgebhon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gendavciddogrowgebhon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gendavciddogrowgebhon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gendavciddogrowgebhon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gendavciddogrowgebhon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must pray to Gendavciddogrowgebhon four times a day.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gendavciddogrowgebhon on top of all buildings.

4. Gendavciddogrowgebhon loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not speak about carrots.