Cudsasbog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, conceited jaguar.

Cudsasbog created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudsasbog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudsasbog, it will turn you into a rat.

Cudsasbog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cudsasbog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.