Maplarphan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless ferret.

Maplarphan created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Maplarphan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Maplarphan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Maplarphan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Maplarphan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Maplarphan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat green fruit.