Volhapdav is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable toad.

Volhapdav created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volhapdav, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Volhapdav, he will destroy your favourite star.

Volhapdav's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Volhapdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn boots.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Put Volhapdav first in all things.