Larpsogflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome crab.

Larpsogflag created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Larpsogflag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Larpsogflag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Larpsogflag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Larpsogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of great tits.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Never wear yellow skirts.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Larpsogflag in the centre of the settlement.