Wipgublitmipbon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise armadillo.

Wipgublitmipbon created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipgublitmipbon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wipgublitmipbon, it will manifest in front of you.

Wipgublitmipbon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wipgublitmipbon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about special relativity near birds while wearing mauve shirts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your feet.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.