Zanvolsab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust coyote.

Zanvolsab created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanvolsab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zanvolsab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zanvolsab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Zanvolsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.