Queegrakhigban Tadneglam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless unicorn.

Queegrakhigban Tadneglam created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Queegrakhigban Tadneglam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Queegrakhigban Tadneglam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Queegrakhigban Tadneglam's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Queegrakhigban Tadneglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Hide if seven foxes approach from the west.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.