Goncapgom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent ant.

Goncapgom created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Goncapgom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Goncapgom, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Goncapgom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Goncapgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Geese are not to be trusted.