Konfumteen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident swallow.

Konfumteen created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Konfumteen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Konfumteen, he will refuse to believe in you.

Konfumteen's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Konfumteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Konfumteen loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about dark matter near swans while wearing red tights and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Konfumteen.