Shavsabfas is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage dryad.

Shavsabfas created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavsabfas, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavsabfas, he will manifest in front of you.

Shavsabfas' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Shavsabfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.