Wancatmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, calm sheep.

Wancatmeg created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Wancatmeg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wancatmeg, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wancatmeg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wancatmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Wancatmeg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about gravity near moths while wearing blue skirts.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.