Didgetgum is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, moody dolphin.

Didgetgum created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didgetgum, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Didgetgum, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Didgetgum's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Didgetgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Do not keep nine sheep in a large pit.

3. Always obey Didgetgum's priests.

4. Never feed lots of rice to rats while wearing brown ear rings.

5. Do not commit murder.