Nadstikjam Gadbestyak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unselfish capybara.

Nadstikjam Gadbestyak created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadstikjam Gadbestyak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nadstikjam Gadbestyak, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nadstikjam Gadbestyak's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nadstikjam Gadbestyak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Run away from purple mice, for they are unholy.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.