Meggamvon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured crocodile.

Meggamvon created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meggamvon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Meggamvon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Meggamvon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Meggamvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear orange dresses.

5. Never look in ponds.