Flowminsom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient wolf.

Flowminsom created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Flowminsom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flowminsom, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Flowminsom's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Flowminsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Do not take Flowminsom's name in vain.

4. Never sit in the presence of cats.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Flowminsom in the centre of the settlement.