Gonfobtag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient squid.

Gonfobtag created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gonfobtag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gonfobtag, he will turn you into a slug.

Gonfobtag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gonfobtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Gonfobtag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.