Boddusshad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, prudent monkey.

Boddusshad created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Boddusshad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Boddusshad, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Boddusshad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Boddusshad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to sharks while wearing violet trousers.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.