Nilbudcip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical sheep.

Nilbudcip created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilbudcip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nilbudcip, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nilbudcip's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nilbudcip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Nilbudcip loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Put Nilbudcip first in all things.