Fabhatyim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong faun.

Fabhatyim created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabhatyim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fabhatyim, he will turn you into a tree.

Fabhatyim's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fabhatyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fabhatyim on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Always look after injured voles.