Dodhubvonkhot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, almighty crane.

Dodhubvonkhot created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodhubvonkhot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dodhubvonkhot, she will think nothing of it.

Dodhubvonkhot's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dodhubvonkhot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine sharks approach from the west.

2. Never paint your face white.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.