Linbomfen is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful porpoise.

Linbomfen created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linbomfen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Linbomfen, she will turn you into a puffin.

Linbomfen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Linbomfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Worship no other gods but Linbomfen.

5. Hide from gray nematodes for they are unholy.