Pibsugbop is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humane goat.

Pibsugbop created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibsugbop, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pibsugbop, it will make you grow a tail.

Pibsugbop's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pibsugbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Never feed peanuts to porpoises while wearing magenta stockings.