Yikvigfub is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, ruthless wolf.

Yikvigfub created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikvigfub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yikvigfub, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yikvigfub's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yikvigfub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Yikvigfub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the south.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Run away if four hamsters approach from the east.

5. Erect five gold sculptures of Yikvigfub on top of important buildings.