Lipmumbom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, generous mole.

Lipmumbom created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipmumbom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lipmumbom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Lipmumbom's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Lipmumbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.