Tadrigfat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, conceited gorilla.

Tadrigfat created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadrigfat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tadrigfat, it will turn you into a tree.

Tadrigfat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tadrigfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near aardvarks while wearing violet shorts.

3. Never feed grapes to shrews while wearing green rings.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Do not jump in public.