Fudgabnull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering fairy.

Fudgabnull created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudgabnull, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fudgabnull, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fudgabnull's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fudgabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Fudgabnull loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing black scarves and balancing three platinum spheres on your legs.

4. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Fudgabnull on top of important buildings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.