Bumtarghab Wotnelldamrow is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, generous crane.

Bumtarghab Wotnelldamrow created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumtarghab Wotnelldamrow, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bumtarghab Wotnelldamrow, she will come to you in dreams.

Bumtarghab Wotnelldamrow's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bumtarghab Wotnelldamrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of oranges to horses while wearing violet boots.

2. Never feed strawberries to aardvarks while wearing magenta ear rings.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing black jumpers and balancing three carbon spheres on your hands.

5. Do not kill swans.