Podhoggig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane crow.

Podhoggig created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podhoggig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Podhoggig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Podhoggig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Podhoggig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Podhoggig.

2. Hide if eight ants approach from the north.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Podhoggig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.