Cusszignuttged is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered rhinoceros.

Cusszignuttged created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cusszignuttged, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cusszignuttged, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cusszignuttged's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cusszignuttged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Erect four titanium sculptures of Cusszignuttged on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near rats while wearing purple coats and balancing three gold spheres on your face.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.