Bom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish hummingbird.

Bom created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bom, he will turn you into a rock.

Bom's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never feed lots of melons to mice while wearing pink stockings.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.