Hivmitlop is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, caring cobra.

Hivmitlop created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Hivmitlop, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hivmitlop, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hivmitlop's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hivmitlop's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Never talk about special relativity near tapirs while wearing pink shirts.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.