Nulsabquim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured eagle.

Nulsabquim created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulsabquim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nulsabquim, she will turn you into a rat.

Nulsabquim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nulsabquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nulsabquim.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.