Misflaghat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced newt.

Misflaghat created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Misflaghat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Misflaghat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Misflaghat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Misflaghat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Misflaghat loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.