Limladjip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm manatee.

Limladjip created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limladjip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Limladjip, she will send minions to preach to you.

Limladjip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Limladjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Always take life seriously.