Buslidpon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, impressive gorilla.

Buslidpon created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Buslidpon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Buslidpon, she will turn you into a rock.

Buslidpon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Buslidpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Do not take Buslidpon's name in vain.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never feed cucumbers to eagles while wearing green scarves.