Vabdumbag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured duck.

Vabdumbag created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabdumbag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vabdumbag, he will turn you into a goat.

Vabdumbag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vabdumbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near geese while wearing purple rings and balancing six copper spheres on your back.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Vabdumbag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear blue shoes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.