Gonlarghan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unthinking warg.

Gonlarghan created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Gonlarghan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gonlarghan, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gonlarghan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gonlarghan's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never hop in the presence of monkeys.

3. Hide from turquoise porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. You must pray to Gonlarghan three times a day.