Tagrapzed is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental octopus.

Tagrapzed created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Tagrapzed, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tagrapzed, he will turn you into a snail.

Tagrapzed's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tagrapzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Fast once a month.