Jabtofcet is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, weak snail.

Jabtofcet created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabtofcet, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabtofcet, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Jabtofcet's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jabtofcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Put Jabtofcet first in all things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jabtofcet.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Jabtofcet loves geese, so they must be honoured.