Fubgarsafbast is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy cat.

Fubgarsafbast created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubgarsafbast, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fubgarsafbast, it will not care at all.

Fubgarsafbast's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fubgarsafbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near ants while wearing blue kilts and balancing three carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Fubgarsafbast in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from yellow aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.