Govflan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, vain gnu.

Govflan created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Govflan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Govflan, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Govflan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Govflan's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near foxes while wearing magenta shirts and balancing six iron spheres on your legs.

3. You must pray to Govflan nine times a day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never wear dresses.