Witzigfut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty donkey.

Witzigfut created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Witzigfut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Witzigfut, she will turn you into a mouse.

Witzigfut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Witzigfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Worship no other gods but Witzigfut.