Fenlikkomhombafsafveg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable whale.

Fenlikkomhombafsafveg created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenlikkomhombafsafveg, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fenlikkomhombafsafveg, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fenlikkomhombafsafveg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fenlikkomhombafsafveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Never wear indigo shirts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.