Cabbimmet is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, able pig.

Cabbimmet created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabbimmet, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cabbimmet, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cabbimmet's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cabbimmet's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Hide from cyan birds for they are unholy.