Madhaddit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited beaver.

Madhaddit created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madhaddit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Madhaddit, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Madhaddit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Madhaddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.