Rotrulhas is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet troll.

Rotrulhas created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotrulhas, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rotrulhas, he will turn you into a duck.

Rotrulhas' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rotrulhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not take Rotrulhas' name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rotrulhas.