Sogvedfut Hadmumhom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish fly.

Sogvedfut Hadmumhom created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sogvedfut Hadmumhom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sogvedfut Hadmumhom, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sogvedfut Hadmumhom's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sogvedfut Hadmumhom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sogvedfut Hadmumhom on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not sit in public.