Teencapsab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring cat.

Teencapsab created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teencapsab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Teencapsab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Teencapsab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Teencapsab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never wear mauve ear rings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.