Labvigarp is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fussy crow.

Labvigarp created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Labvigarp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Labvigarp, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Labvigarp's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Labvigarp's Holy Commandments

1. Labvigarp must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing magenta dresses.